My Super-Exciting and Otherwise Fabulous Week

This is how my week went:

Monday: Burning through two seasons of Friends and lying on the couch like a lump
Tuesday: Counting the days it had been since I took a shower (I would display that number here but I am afraid it would be upsetting to the general public) and lounging about like the afore-mentioned lump.
Wednesday: Going out to breakfast with a friend, which went a little something like this--

Waitress: "What can I get you?"
Friend: "Um, can I get the grilled vegetable and eggs quesadilla without the grilled vegetables?"
Me: "I'm embarrassed to be your friend. And I'll have the chocolate chip pancakes, please."

After breakfast, we went to my friend's house for a sleepover.
We hunted worms in the pool.
Friend: "OH MY GAWD, I FOUND THE WORM!"
Me: "*girlish scream* GET THE POOL-NET-SCOOPER-THING!!!"
Friend: "I CAN'T, I'M USING IT TO TRAP A REALLY GROSS BUG!"
Me: "WELL THEN WHY ARE WE DOING THIS? AND WHY ARE WE STILL SCREAMING?"
Friend: "Huh. Interesting questions."

Not much else happened during that sleepover. Oh, but we did stay up until 2 am....watching Toddlers & Tiaras.

Friend: "I want Alexis to win. She's so pretty."
Me: "I like Eden better. I think she's prettier than Alexis and I think she wants to win more than Alexis does."
That pathetic argument went on for a long time. But that was pretty much the gist.

That sort of covers Thursday, too...

Friday: Washing the chlorine from the pool out of my hair and burning through two more seasons of Friends.
Saturday: Dealing with my super-spoiled cousins while attempting to enjoy the party for my family member's birthday, eating a LOT of cake, and trying to convince myself that I would go running later and stop being such a lump. Didn't happen, though:P hehe.

And then today I'm writing this post and watching I Love Lucy while curled up on the couch and listening to the rain outside. I DID go running this morning, though. So I'm not as much of a lump as I could have been today!
But enough about me. How was YOUR week, reader(s)? (That little inserted 's' is how hopeful I am that more than one person reads this blog^.^)
xoxoxoxo Not-Quite-Blond-Banana